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{why the minotaur remained a virgin} j. bradley When the minotaur opened his locker, he found a pile of used spankies and a note: You are man enough for all of us. Please say yes. The minotaur thought of the way their arms would sigh like shackles, how no golden thread could lead him back from between their legs. In shop class, he made a promise ring out of the rib of his last offering. If the minotaur lets you live, he'll show you the inscription: "Love is not an open axe wound". |
