why dave eggers sucks ranger danger Dave Eggers is a brown-nosing, talentless, bullshit-artist, hipster-poseur. His site sucks, his books suck, and he's such a cowardly idiot that he truly believes words were invented to allow him to kiss the corporate publishers' collective asshole. His slapdash books make no fucking sense, and he's created a depressing, cynical world in which people have grown to enjoy killing themselves. The suicide rate has augmented, and most of this is Eggers' fault. I must admit that I've never read more than a few words of his, but that was enough to figure out how much he sucked. And when his stupid books and slacker-hipster-saccharin-cynicism take up all the table space at Borders and Barns & Noble, there's nothing left for this generation to do but to kill ourselves. If you like Dave Eggers, go fuck yourself. When your marriage fails, when your step-daughter comes home pregnant with a tattoo, you can go suck your boyfriend's cock, but don't say I didn't try to warn you about Dave Eggers. Go say hello to Ranger Danger .