you bore me aaron belz You bore me. So be it. I bore you and enjoy doing it. Let us learn to bore each other without worrying about it. You act all shy around me, and that's your prerogative. If I act shy around you, it's because you're pretty and I want to kiss you. I wish I were Canadian. If I were Canadian, I could be boring and get away with it. You'd say, This man is from Canada. He bores me. He acts shy. He wants to kiss me. And you would let me kiss you not only on the lips but on the cheek, neck, shoulder; belly, maybe? Because I would be Canadian and have scruffy hair and big eyes. But, alas, you bore me, too. You act like you're from Michigan.